China loses 22 million cellphone users overnight, coyotes and rats are taking over empty American streets, Cuomo's manual bag valves, the most depressing clock you've ever seen, JUST THE CHEESE sucks, GameStop tells people to wrap their hands in bags, PlayStation workers get full pay during the Coronavirus outbreak, people are panic buying cocaine, Calamity Jane, Putin is protected, homemade masks, people are dumb, and America is number 1!