John talks China, Tencent, how to get porn, and what he made for dinner on Sunday.

Microsoft's new promise to PC gamers (we come first?), AMD's variable refresh rate coming to consoles, Nvidia's game streaming and the topic that won't die, Dune MMO coming from Funcom, Star Wars: Fallen Jedi news, Shadow Ghost cloud gaming, my Eastshade fallout, and cleaning your PC and keyboard. Plus an episode 600 tease!

The scary connection between Bowser, and Nintendo's new President Doug Bowser. You will be both disturbed and amazed by the end. Plus John does math!

WINDPOCALYPSE 2019, no Oscar host, LED strips, Netflix stuff, Star Wars, and more from John's week!

Nvidia 1660ti vs 1070, Samsung Galaxy S10 foldable phone features Steam, Anthem reviews, EA Early Access, Apex Legends Twitch Prime hack, gaming customer service, Steam stops selling movies, MS games pass is on PC so why not the Switch, good USB mics (again), and an unhappy puppy.

Do we need game reviews? Game scores? John and Michelle get into the issues surrounding Crackdown 3, Xbox/MS Game's Pass, and more.

John's gonna make a NES game! Plus, things he has backed on kickstarter, a basement update, and more from his week!

Michelle finds out what the listeners have been loving and hating. VGO lore and round-table complaint, a mysterious voice-mail, dogs who hate us, guests, Apex Legends and Division 2 feedback, and more from the community!

We try our best to find Apex Legends lore, and end up talking about dicks.

John is trapped in his basement! Plus BFV, VR, and more from John's week.

Physical retailers and Steam suing Metro makers? Overclocking and delidding graphics cards and processors, the future of the Metro series, Jim Sterling says paid reviews are a problem, promoted articles, and Division II and Apex Legends news. Plus a listener wants a monitor for an Xbox and Nvidia PC.

Microsoft renames studio, male dog's nipples, John's accident, Sea of Thieves free trial, Furry Friday, new games in 2019, and we want to get hired by a gaming news site.

John on the road, in the car, with a special John Show!

Michelle gets into the Steam Store vs Epic Games ignorance going around, Epic's Tim Sweeney puts his foot in his mouth over Microsoft's past, the Steam 30 percent cut LIE, Steam getting dedicated servers for third party games, a few e-mails, and some news about the Skyrim co-op mod!

We talk about the hottest topics from the week on the PC, Switch, Xbox, PS4 and PSVR reddits. Metro's Epic vs Steam war, broken Microsoft stuff, Smash Bros jizzfest and more gaming news!

Petey Piranha lore, VR Life, basement update, a not-John story, and more from John's week!

Anthem woes, PC and Switch are dev's fav, Steam Lunar Sale dates, new PC port studio, old hardware/software, Blizzard hires CD Projekt Red writer, Street Fighter 5 ads, Tropico 6 and other 2019 games, PUBg lite, and more PC goodness. Plus a pup update.

Gillette, Black Panther, Louis CK, laundry eggs, dog blankets, G-mail auto complete, homeless Sesame Streeter, Green Monday, smirking, and more stuff we're mad about!

John gets a bass machine, it's freezing, the great basement clean-up of 2019, Bay Leaf lore, resist the WiiU ports, and MORE!

Division 2 beta, Resident Evil 1 shot hack, Fortnite players, 1080ti, betas when you buy, adventure games like Thimbleweed Park and Heroine's Quest: Ragnarok, They are Billions update, Red Dead on PC, Atlas hackers, VGO hat update, and a very bad dog!

The virus, the flower, the twins, and Leon's cool jacket.

Random chat time with John, including, WHAT EXACTLY DOES A BAY LEAF DO? 

Michelle checks in with what the community has been loving and hating this week. Caller hates "toxic" gamers, VGO live line info, odor free bull dongs, caller is concerned about streaming, CC sends me a package, horror game Visage, making it on Twitch, cheap PSVR games, Steam is safe, and apps suck? Plus Michelle's cheesy drum machine rap!

Nvidia stuff, Apple stuff, and so much AI. Plus The Breadbot is coming for us all!!! John is scared!

MOTHER F@CKING MORTAL KOMBAT.